Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Digital Handshake

A long held hate of mine – and let’s not even touch on my disregard for the term “pet hate” (one so skilfully avoided in this piece!) – is bad headphone etiquette. It’s everywhere. And getting worse.

Nothing pains me more than to have to unnecessarily raise my voice in order to penetrate the pounding din of another’s “private world”, or to witness a family on a Sunday outing having to drag along their disaffected “pride and joy”, who has not only lack of kind words for his parents, but no words at all, just a head full of “crazy rap music”.

When I plug in, plainly said, I’m considerate of others. That’s not to say music doesn’t override my social interaction but it certainly doesn’t make me unapproachable. A recent chance encounter with an acquaintance of mine furthered my thoughts on the matter of headphone etiquette:

Scene: Markettown, Newcastle

[Eye contact is immediately assumed]


Me: “How goes it?”

[We shake hands, unplugging headphones as we begin to converse]


Unnamed acquaintance: “All good, all good.”

[We both discreetly place our Mp3 players on pause, maintaining proper discourse]


Me: “What are y’up to, ol’ son?”

U.A.: “Just doin’ some shopping, and uh,” pausing for David Brent-like effect and nodding to his pocket, “listening to some Klaxons… You?”

Me: “Yeah, same – except,” pausing to add an air of superiority, “I’m listening to Art Brut.”

U.A.: “Never heard of ‘em.”

Me: “Well, you should.”

[We stare at each other for a moment, before coming to an unspoken agreement that headphones are to be returned to ears]


U.A.: “OK, see you later man.”

Me: “Yeah, take care.”

[Each pressing play, the conversation is officially terminated]

As you can see, correct procedure was taken in considering each other. Curiously, however, topic never strayed from the music playing on our devices, but who/what can I blame for that? Um, television?

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